Reading the above headline should make your soul cringe. At least a little.
Deshon Marmon was arrested for refusing to pull up his pants while on an airplane at San Francisco International Airport. Deshon is 20. He plays football for the University of New Mexico. Deshon was in the Bay Area for the funeral of a friend.
This is an actual quote from an actual police officer:
An airline employee spotted Marman before he boarded Flight 488, bound for Albuquerque, and complained that Marman’s pants “were below his buttocks but above the knees, and that much of his boxer shorts were exposed,” Sgt. Michael Rodriguez said.
The best part about this story is that police picked up DeShawn for wandering the streets, apparently unaware of where he was. At 10.30 pm. Think of the championship drinking effort required to be that obliterated before the late local news.