Urban Meyer is a complex man.

After experiencing acute chest pains that he feared could lead to lethal heart trouble, he quit his head coaching job at Florida in 2009. Then, he re-hired himself.

Then he quit again again, and left Florida. This time it wasn’t his heart, it was his desire to spend more time with his family.

Family, I hope you enjoyed your year. The man named after a pope is back in the saddle, baby. He’s Ohio State’s new 6-million-dollar man.

And one more thing. OSU is Oregon State. Not Ohio State, not Oklahoma State. I will not argue this.

Terrelle Pryor may be driving on a suspended license.

He also probably violated NCAA rules in obtaining his car.

You already know about his former coach.

The NCAA says Ohio State head football coach Jim Tressel lied when he told NCAA investigators that all NCAA violations had been reported by Tressel to Ohio State.

Whoops.