Sometimes, the news requires bullet points and brief (cheap?) commentary. Sometimes. Like today.

• It’s a great day to be an Angeleno: Frank McCourt cries “uncle!” and will sell the Dodgers. LA-haters, you can move along. Nothing to see here that you would understand. Also, 3 Dodgers win Gold Gloves.
• Still No NBA. Here’s something to sober you up. I know none of you care until after the Super Bowl, but at this rate of progress, we may lose the entire season.
• They’re getting the band back together. In Oakland. TJ and Carson, like it’s 2005 up in here.
• Mr. Suh and Mr. Goodell have a meeting. Mr. Suh says he’ll continue to play football. Well, then. Terribly good we cleared that one up!